If you're not cozy in one of these, there's no hope for you. Give up.

I wore this hoodie to bed, and my dreams were softer than ever. Coincidence? I think not.

I stand in the corner of the bar sipping my cranberry juice, thinking, no one knows that I'm the softest in this room.

I didn’t know fabric could feel this soft. I’m now suspicious that this hoodie is made out of angel feathers or something illegal.